Harry (Voice over): This is much better, fresh air, I havethe streets all to myself. Who needs to be at a big, crowded partypretending to have a good time? Plus this is the perfect time to catchup on my window shopping. This is good.
Joker: So the guy says, "Read the card."
Sally: I'm going home.
Marie: You'll never get a taxi.
Harry (Voice over): You realise of course that we can never be friends.
Sally (Voice over): Why not?
Harry (Voice over): What I'm saying... is that men and womencan't be friends because the sex part always gets in the way.
Sally (Voice over): That's not true.
Harry (Voice over): No man can be friends with a woman hefinds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her.
Sally (Voice over): What if they don't want to have sexwith you?
Harry (Voice over): Doesn't matter, because the sex things already out there so the friendship is ultimately doomed and that isthe end of the story.
Sally (Voice over): Well I guess we're not going to be friends then.
Harry (Voice over): Guess not.
Sally (Voice over): That's too bad. You are the only person I knew in New York.
Sally: I'm going.
Marie: It's almost midnight.
Sally: Well, the thought of not kissing somebody is just...
Jess: I'll kiss you. Come one, stay, please.
Sally: Thanks Jess I just, I have to go.
Marie: Oh wait two minutes.
Sally: I'll cal you tomorrow.
Harry: I've been doing a lot of thinking. And the thing is, I love you.
Sally: What?
Harry: I love you.
Sally: How do you expect me to respond to this?
Harry: How about you love me too?
Sally: How about I'm leaving.
Harry: Doesn't what I said mean anything to you?
Sally: I'm sorry Harry, I know it's New Years Eve, I know you're feeling lonely, but you just can't show up here, tell meyou love me and expect that to make everything alright. It doesn't work this way.
Harry: Well how does it work?
Sally: I don't know but not this way.
Harry: Well how about this way. I love that you get cold when it's seventy one degrees out, I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich, I love that you get a little crink leabove your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts, I love thatafter I spend a day with you I can still smell your perfume on my clothesand I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I goto sleep at night. And it's not because I'm lonely, and it's not because it's New Years Eve. I came here tonight because when you realise you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of the life to start as soon as possible.
Sally: You see, that is just like you Harry. You say things like that and you make it impossible for me to hate you. And I hate you Harry... I really hate you. I hate you.
Harry: What does this song mean? For my whole life I don't know what this song means. I mean, 'Should old acquaintance be forgot". Does that mean we should forget old acquaintances or does it mean if we happen toforget them we should remember them, which is not possible because we alreadyforgot them!?
Sally: Well may be it just means that we should remember that we forgot them or something. Anyway it's about old friends.
Harry (Voice over): The first time we met we hated each other.
Sally (Voice over): No, you didn't hate me, I hated you. And the second time we met you didn't even remember me.
Harry (Voice over): I did too, I remembered you. The third time we met, we became friends.
Sally (Voice over): We were friends for a long time.
Harry (Voice over): And then we weren't.
Sally (Voice over): And then we fell in love.
